Very rarely are you going to see a story about a comic winning a fight. Yeah we're all degenerates in some way… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
When Joe Rogan started his podcasts he'd have me, Joe Diaz, and all our friends help him for the first few. And… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
When people tell me to do a clean show, I'm like, 'Guys, I don't even understand your thoughts anymore.' What, you can't… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Get out of people's way and let them be who they are. If they make a mistake, fine, that's on them. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Figure out a way to get back onstage because once you do it a few times you'll get over it. Unless it's… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
The biggest thing I lost when I left religion was that sense of community and the culture. It was an unexpected kind of free-falling.… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, 'Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I don't vote and I don't follow who's trying to rule us. The revolution is coming. Until then, I'll just watch 'Game of Thrones.' — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
I worked for the Comedy Store as an employee trying to become a paid regular. I had this dream of achieving a half hour… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Very rarely are you going to see a story about a comic winning a fight. Yeah we're all degenerates in some way and we're… — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
