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“Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom,…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!”

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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