Funny christmas card Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny christmas card Hilarious christmas Holiday Humorous christmas Sarcastic christmas
Ugh. I wish I had a sleepover. I dont feel like being alone. When I'm alone I'm depressed. Smh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
Its not me who has a hard time getting up... Its my bed that has a hard time letting go! — Sly Copy Share Image
It’s tough to get out of bed; I know that myself. You can lie there for an hour and a half without thinking anything,… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
I think holidays come in all sizes - sometimes you just need to relax. — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby. — Brandi Glanville Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in… — William Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present — Publilius Syrus Copy Share Image
There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image