Better things Quote by Andy Weir

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Good thing about bad rubbish is you can make the stench go away just by covering it up. It never comes back as long…

— Neal Shusterman

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

“How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?”

— Rachel Caine

“Shit happens, but it only stinks as long as you keep it around.”

— Lisa Renee Jones

“No one's urine smells as good as your own.”

— Markus Zusak

“If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“We ingest probiotics because we don’t eat enough “dirt” anymore.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

“I have a container full of yelling I keep in my kitchen. It makes a great cleaning product, as it’s wonderfully abrasive.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper.”

— Annabel Monaghan

“smelt what I took to be cleaning fluid. It was that comforting smell that means everything’s clean and cared for. I figured Nellie had…

— Louise Penny