Quote by Andy Weir

“Tanks are so big and expensive they should be Buy One Get One Free. If they were, I’d buy 60 of them (I’d save…

— Jarod Kintz

“She chattered on about the Inn. 'I'm a genius,' she said. 'I got three hundred people into two rooms that were meant to hold…

— Barbara Cohen

“Pretty much everything exploded.”

— Mark Lawrence

Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?" "Just three," the girl panted. "Gonna…

— Marissa Meyer

“In moments of crisis, all you gotta do is review your multiplication tables, and it’ll all blow over!”

— Andrea Camilleri

“The speaker, and the schoolmaster, and the third grown person present, all backed a little, and swept with their eyes the inclined plane of…

— Charles Dickens

“I again felt rather like an individual of but average gastronomical powers, sitting down to feast alone at a table spread with provisions for…

— Charlotte Brontë

“And you managed to pick up on all that while being hung upside down by a fellow agent, getting yourself beat to shit by…

— Charlie Cochet

“-one teebs? You mean tablespoon?" "I don't know.”

— Joe Hill

“I don't know how to blow stuff up. You were hurting, and I wanted to help, but I didn't know how, so I blew…

— Alyssa Day

“Once you found the math in a thing, you knew everything about it, and you could manipulate it to your heart’s content with nothing…

— Neal Stephenson

“Q and Beanpole and I giggled at the way our math teacher, Mr. Sung-Li, wore four pencils in his shirt pocket in case he…

— Alan Lawrence Sitomer