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Alan Lawrence Sitomer

(1967) Writer

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Alan Lawrence Sitomer is a writer.

Quick Facts About Alan Lawrence Sitomer

Born: January 1, 1967
Profession: Writer

About Alan Lawrence Sitomer

[Wikidata] American writer... | [Wikipedia] Alan Lawrence Sitomer is California's Teacher of the Year (2007) and an author of young adult fiction, teacher methodology texts, and children's literature. He has written several widely held books and has become nationally renowned for his successful work in secondary literacy instruction, particul

Quotes by Alan Lawrence Sitomer

“Cashier: Yes, can I help you? Tee-Ay: Yeah, I need a rattle. Cashier: Aisle eight. Tee-Ay: I'm looking for the kind that'll…

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Time

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“Q and Beanpole and I giggled at the way our math teacher, Mr. Sung-Li, wore four pencils in his shirt pocket in…

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Alan

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“Rejections are thin 'cause they really have nothing to say other than, "Sorry, dude, you're screwed." acceptances are thick 'cause they have…

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“Put it on channel eight- I wanna watch ESPN!" Shove it up your a** with a flaming hot jalepeno pepper, Teddy!”

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“After I took two pees- 'cause the news of this mandatory dress rehearsal was way too big of a nuclear bomb to…

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Nuclear bomb

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