*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis Copy Share Image
The pimp moment when you tell the cashier 'keep the change' and walk away like a boss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She was the kind of shopkeeper who finishes the paragraph she is reading before waiting on the customer.” — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
“I come here for supplies.The cashier doesn't notice things." Great.She just admitted she's a shoplifter. ” — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“The mailman delivered mail in the rain The cashier got yelled at on her birthday The doctor watched a person die The… — Lidia Longorio Copy Share Image
If you're the cashier at Burger King, of course you make less than the manager or even the CEO. The issue is… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I ain't thinking of tomorrow, tomorrow thinks of me like a garcia, bulk of money on tha counter, I told her, baby… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
My mother, when she was younger, worked at Filene's in Boston. And she was chief cashier. And I always wondered why she… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
I got a part-time job as a cashier at Home Depot in North Miami Beach on April 1, 1985. I didn't expect… — Ann-Marie Campbell Copy Share Image
I worked as a cashier. I had three bosses who were all still in high school. Before that I worked at Target… — Scott Cawthon Copy Share Image
“Cashier: Yes, can I help you? Tee-Ay: Yeah, I need a rattle. Cashier: Aisle eight. Tee-Ay: I'm looking for the kind that'll… — Alan Lawrence Sitomer Copy Share Image
“Why does Joe Normie think it’s a litmus test for morality if one returns one’s shopping cart? Big-box stores put out of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Once more I'm out, at one A.M., in some store trying to purchase bedding plants. The cashier woman says, "They're three for… — Mary Robison Copy Share Image
“At the checkout, the blond cashier asked, “Did anybody help you?” “Yes,” Ginika said. “Chelcy or Jennifer?” “I’m sorry, I don’t remember… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
