Friendship Quote by Andy Borowitz Download Open image “If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them” — Andy Borowitz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Friendship Funny friend Google Ifs Inspirational People Wrong people
“Google is your friend, people. I’m serious. It’s not a person, it’s a collective group of people who want to help each other, and… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though I'm an idiot, at least I know that the word 'friend' is not something you use only when you need them. — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
How can you call fake friends your friends, because if they're fake then they can't be friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be careful of the people you call your friend, cause some of them don't know what a friend is and abuse that title. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
In January 2012, Google Plus started to roll out support for nicknames and pseudonyms, but those registering with a name other than their real-life… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
Google Plus gives you the opportunity to be yourself, and gives Google that common understanding of who you are. — Bradley Horowitz Copy Share Image
I hate it when other people think they're better than you because they know your name because they can Google you. — Brandi Glanville Copy Share Image
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a… — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.' — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a)… — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do I found I had already accomplished. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“ever day Maureen is Selfish To her friend and Family One she get mad at her friend and family and She need to Grad… — Maureen Andeson Copy Share Image
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I gave my archive to Emory University because there's a really dear friend who teaches there, Rudolph Byrd, and he's the editor. — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
Friends are like stars you can't always see them, but you know they're there. — Unknwon Copy Share Image
I've been writing songs since I was 10 years old and always had a penchant for rhyming. I started listening to hip hop through… — Hoodie Allen Copy Share Image
If you love some one for who they are not for there body or how many friend so when you say I love you… — Unknow Copy Share Image
“But my best friend from college was silent for a long time. She, of all of my friends, had seen the parade of sad… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
You smile upon your friend to-day, To-day his ills are over; You hearken to the lover's say, And happy is the lover. 'Tis late… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“way. A true friend isn't the one that agrees with everything you say or do. A true friend is someone that has your back… — Shameek Speight Copy Share Image
