I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub;… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends. — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly… — Enid Blyton Copy Share Image
You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time. — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. — George Burns Copy Share Image
It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends... — Gregory Douglass Copy Share Image
I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image