True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
You know when you have that one crazy funny friend that always make you question 'what is wrong with you?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time. — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends. — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. — George Burns Copy Share Image
It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub;… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
In loneliness, in sickness, in confusion-the mere knowledge of friendship makes it possible to endure, even if the friend is powerless to… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
TV deals in very broad strokes. Like, 'Oh, that's my dumb friend', or, 'That's my funny friend.' A true best friend, a… — Willie Garson Copy Share Image
I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly… — Enid Blyton Copy Share Image
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
If you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. — George Ade Copy Share Image
I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater Copy Share Image
