Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? — Christian Slater Copy Share Image
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
In loneliness, in sickness, in confusion-the mere knowledge of friendship makes it possible to endure, even if the friend is powerless to… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. — George Ade Copy Share Image
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
