Birthday Quote by Andy Borowitz

A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named.

— Kate Douglas Wiggin

You are not practicing Judaism if you celebrate Christmas.

— Elliott Abrams

For a fact, the Christians stole Christmas. We don't mind sharing it with them, but we don't like this pretense of theirs that it…

— Anne Nicol Gaylor

I think it's a Jewish Yale custom. I wasn't aware that other people celebrated Christmas. My wife was very big on Christmas, and I…

— Kevin Sessums

Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington's birthday without mentioning the first president.

— James N. Watkins

I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean, what's that?

— Anonymous

Something about an old-fashioned Christmas is hard to forget.

— Hugh Downs

Never write the word Christmas as Xmas.

— Anonymous

A Christian's celebration of Christmas should be a lot different from that of nonbelievers.

— Monica Johnson

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

— Anonymous

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

— Bart Simpson

“Did you know that Christmas means “Christ” (Jesus) and “mas” (a celebration)? The story about Jesus is found in the name of that special…

— Soraya Diase Coffelt