"Terry: Actually, Greg married once. Greg: I was……" — American Dad

"Terry: Actually, Greg married once. Greg: I was confused. Is that why you're here, Stan? Are you confused?"

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30 Quotes by American Dad

American Dad has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as…
Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just…
Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot?…
Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey…
By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God!…
Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.…
Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free…
Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another…
Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.…
Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy…
Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl:…
Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger:…

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More Confused Quotes

This quote is filed under Confused Quotes, one of 1,056 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

The trouble with people like Tony Blair is they get confused, they think intelligence is education when they're two different… — David Bailey
When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love,… — Natalie Clifford Barney
Nature is a temple in which living columns sometimes emit confused words. Man approaches it through forests of symbols, which… — Charles Baudelaire
Pride in a man is confused with dignity; in a woman, with self-love. — Jose Bergamin
I'm a singer, not a politician, and I think you don't want the two to get confused. It's not OK… — Bono
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. — Daniel Boone
I have a problem when people say something's real or not real, or normal or abnormal. The meaning of those… — Tim Burton
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. — George Carlin
I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever. — Jim Carrey
I'm not sure if it's good to have freedom or not. I'm really confused now. — Jackie Chan
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how… — Agatha Christie
I'm a spokesman for myself. It just so happens that there's a bunch of people that are concerned with what… — Kurt Cobain

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