"Francine: This is a wonderful starter home. I've……" — American Dad
"Francine: This is a wonderful starter home. I've been saving it for a couple just like you. Woman: Pretty soon, we're gonna be more than a couple. Francine: Oh, congratulations! I just thought you were fat. Woman: We're adopting."
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30 Quotes by American Dad
American Dad has 30 quotes on this site.
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot?…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God!…
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger:…
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More Adopting Quotes
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one of 109 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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What a lonely species we are, searching for signals of life from other galaxies, adopting companion animals, visiting parks and…
— Diane Ackerman
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I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'
— Tyra Banks
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I was adopting an Ethiopian child, that's not true. My house was haunted, that wasn't true. God, there's been so…
— Adele
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House and Senate Republicans are now united in adopting earmark bans. We hope President Obama will follow through on his…
— John Boehner
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Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing…
— Linford Christie
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It has seemed so strange to me that the larger culture, with its own absence of spirit and lack of…
— Linda Hogan
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The slowness of one section of the world about adopting the valuable ideas of another section of it is a…
— Mark Twain
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The coconut trees, lithe and graceful, crowd the beach like a minuet of slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.
— William Manchester
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All personal breakthroughs begin with a change in beliefs. So how do we change? The most effective way is to…
— Tony Robbins
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Is it not amazing that at a time when the rights of humanity are defined and understood with precision, in…
— Patrick Henry
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The only objections that have occurred to me are, 1st that you have loaded yourself with an unnecessary difficulty in…
— Thomas Huxley
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Adopting a central organizing principle means embarking on an all-out effort to use every policy and program, every law and…
— Al Gore
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