Chicken Quote by Agatha Christie

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

— Mark Twain

“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.”

— Mark Twain

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

— Ambrose Bierce

“In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes when it's…

— Terry Pratchett

“The hen is the wisest of all the animal creation, because she never cackles until the egg is laid.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“When I mentioned to a friend I was writing a book about eggs he told me to be sure to mention how in Thomas…

— Tim Birkhead

The egg cackles and lays the chicken.

— Robin Morgan

The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.

— Fisher Ames

“When Mr Bird had written his will and had read it over he became aware that he was laughing. He heard the sound for…

— William Trevor

“ Boy and Egg Every few minutes, he wants to march the trail of flattened rye grass back to the house of muttering hens.…

— Naomi Shihab Nye

“While the egg yolks cooled, he directed the beaters at the egg whites, setting the mixer on high speed that sent small bubbles giggling…

— Erica Bauermeister

I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat…

— Anonymous