Computers Quote by Adrian J. Slywotzky

“Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisement said,…

— Terry Pratchett

“Replace the old memory with a potentially crappier new one? No thank you.”

— Lauren Barnholdt

“I am not buying another Microsoft Windows computer until entry level models have at least 8 processors and 8GB RAM.”

— Steven Magee

“I was enraptured by the brain and how it could misfire, but it wasn’t just the hardware that intrigued me, it was the software…

— Julie Holland

“Did the memory erasure device work, Uncle?" "The what?" "The memory erasure device. You were testing it when I last saw you." "Don't know…

— Jasper Fforde

“Imagine your customer is a hitchhiker. You pull over to give him a ride, and the one burning question on his mind is simply…

— Donald Miller

I guess I invented extended warranties, because that's all we had to sell at Chrysler in those days.

— Lee Iacocca

“The problem with car insurance is that you never know how bad your policy is until you are involved in a car crash. At…

— Steven Magee

I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why...am I gonna get into an…

— Robert Schimmel

“In fact , we might as well say "proprietary", which ,in fact, was the byword of the old computer industry.”

— Andrew S. Grove

“Another example might be deciding whether or not to buy an extended warranty. If you just had a bad experience with an electronic device,…

— Worth Books

When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the…

— Linus Torvalds