Your dad would stake me out to freeze if I let you fall and hurt yourself." He offered me his arm, which… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like… — Brandon Simpson Copy Share Image
(Man, I wish life had emoticons, you know? So that when your dad pisses you off you could like click a mental… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
You didn't see him watching you dance with your dad. His eyes got all shiny. I thought he was going to cry.… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My parents were not formally educated. Both were cognizant of the importance of education. The teachers and ministers were the role models,… — David C. Driskell Copy Share Image
When you get older your dad becomes this other man rather than a scary man, and you have a friendship. — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
The things that you did with parents, whether it was spending every Sunday morning with your dad and eating French toast and… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Nikah is a contract that transfers responsibilities. Therefore know the man you're thinking of marrying, and be sure that he is able… — Nouman Ali Khan Copy Share Image
I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say,… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
People who build family businesses are not classically trained. They have to deal with an enormous amount of politics. You think corporate… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
My dad is such a good man. You know how when you are a child you think your dad is invincible? Well,… — Leona Lewis Copy Share Image
So, your dad's hot." "Thanks. He was that way when I met him, so I can't really take credit. — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Wow." I hadn't thought Dimitri could be any cooler, but I was wrong. "You beat up your dad. I mean, that's really… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Once you learn the idea of what a good guy is, you want your dad to be a good guy, and when… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
You can' t help being a musician because you've grown up with music, yet being one means being compared to your dad… — Dhani Harrison Copy Share Image
Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
You don't remember the times your dad held your handle bars. You remember the day he let go. — Lenore Skenazy Copy Share Image
In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
The script changed so much over seven months and just had loads and loads of re-writes. I tried to tailor things to… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Fatherhood is the unending imperfect task of turning yourself into your dad while secretly maintaining the unbridled elation of your boyhood — Chris Hadfield Copy Share Image
