Gabrielle was insulted and didn't even bother to hide it. 'Oh, and I suppose you think your dad was alone when he… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I can be a rock star with a television show and still have a self-esteem problem. So it's nice to have your… — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
You are responsible for your life. It doesn't matter what your Mama did. It doesn't matter what your Daddy didn't do. You… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
When your dad's a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Every kid comes to a point in his life, where you listen to your Dad, but then you go into the street… — Shane Meadows Copy Share Image
But Hale didn't follow. For a second he just stood and stared out over his empire. It was like he was lost… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Eventually, it wasn't even your dad I wanted, just anybody. Anybody at all. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
If your dad died before you were born, yeah, it hurts—but it’s not like you had a connection with something that was… — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
If things go our way, you might see why I'm a legend. And if your daddy has a problem with that, he'll… — Randy Orton Copy Share Image
When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I think that when young players really see their game rise next level, it's when practices are like competition and there's no… — Jennie Finch Copy Share Image
Within our culture, every school has a swimming pool. We lived on the coast. People swam in the surf. It's a very… — Geoffrey Rush Copy Share Image
Humans are born, weak and helpless. We're cursed with natural predators called parents. That's why the grandma was created. To protect us.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
He wished he was with his mom in her library, where everything was safe and numbered and organized by the Dewey decimal… — Brian Selznick Copy Share Image
Playing music has always felt very natural. You know, you do try to do other things, and you do learn lessons that… — Dhani Harrison Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My dad told me something long before I was in politics, and when your dad gives you advice every single day, eventually… — Mick Mulvaney Copy Share Image
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's… — Russ Meneve Copy Share Image
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image