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150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
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Twenty years from now, will we listen to Lady Gaga? No. She might think she is making a stand for the freaks… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
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The most useful form of time travel would be to go back a year or two and rectify the mistakes we made. — Matt Lucas Copy Share Image
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I'm not an expert or a trained ballistician. But it is a subject I've studied intently for 50 years, so I may… — Stephen Hunter Copy Share Image
Five years after I started CD Baby, when it was a big success, the media said I had revolutionized the music business.… — Derek Sivers Copy Share Image
It seems that England's royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million. Well sure, that's what… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It's not so much what do I want to be doing in 15 years, it's how I want to be in 15 years. — Ali MacGraw Copy Share Image
The world is a puzzling place today. All these banks sending us credit cards, with our names on them. Well, we didn't… — Sarah Louise Delany Copy Share Image
I'm hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years looking for a job as a copywriter, and… — Jerry Della Femina Copy Share Image
But when the good people do know, as they certainly do, that three million persons (at the least estimate) were starved to… — Isabel Paterson Copy Share Image
One of the most important things for a country, particularly when it's seeking to attract long-term capital in big risky projects that… — Malcolm Turnbull Copy Share Image
Every mother can easily imagine losing a child. Motherhood is always half loss anyway. The three-year-old is lost at five, the five-year-old… — Karen Joy Fowler Copy Share Image
I have a feeling when I'm 80 years old I'm going to get a phone call: There's going to be another Rocky. — Talia Shire Copy Share Image
We're fifteen to twenty years out of date in how we think about renewables. — Eric Martinot Copy Share Image
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If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
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She [ Anne Hathaway] is just a delicious talent. I think she can delight us for years and years in lots and… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
I started when I was three years old, doing commercials and Modeling in New York, I liked it so much that I… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
I was born again. It happens to Episcopalians. Sometimes it doesn't hit you till you're 47 years old. It changed my whole… — Ann B. Davis Copy Share Image
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It is said in sporting circles that great players leave the game a year too early rather than a year too late. — Rudolph Straeuli Copy Share Image
I did theater for 15 years, and I spent a lot of time as an understudy. — Elizabeth Mitchell Copy Share Image
Three and a half million years ago our ancestors - yours and mine - left these traces [indicates footprints]. We stood up… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Some writers achieve great popularity and then disappear forever. The bestseller lists of the past fifty years are, with a few lively… — Carlos Fuentes Copy Share Image
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It's estimated that across Africa 100 elephants are killed for their tusks every day. It takes nothing more than simple math to… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
Whether it is the cavemen in the caves thousands of years ago, Shakespeare plays, television, movies and books, stories and characters take… — Mark Burnett Copy Share Image
Just several years ago, Shaykh Kabbani, who is the head of the Islamic Supreme Council of America, when he was speaking at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you run a country and want to put it on the global map you don't have so many choices. You can… — Martin Sorrell Copy Share Image
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