Drunk Quote by Gerard Way Download Open image “It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.” — Gerard Way ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drunk Stories Thinking Three Three years Years
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I try to tell a story the way someone would tell you a story in a bar, with the same kind of timing and… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke. — Dana Plato Copy Share Image
If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then I got home... — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Sometimes you don't find out why you needed to tell a story until you're telling it. — Misha Green Copy Share Image
It's taken a lot of years for me to learn how to share my story. — Clemantine Wamariya Copy Share Image
“And right here Right now All the way in Battery City The little children Raise their open filthy palms Like tiny daggers up to… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
The more people that learn about you, even if you're an underdog, then you can come under fire a lot and the more attention… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
I learned that the world doesn't want to be saved, and it will f**king punch you in the face if you try. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
No matter what anyone says, dont take their F**king Bulls**t. Coz you're better then them, faster than them and god damn it, YOU'RE MUCH… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute! — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
I think spirituality, even if there's no God, even if there's nothing - I consider myself relatively spiritual. I believe in a God. I… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
I have so many books to write now. So I'll write from home. Sometimes I'm writing in the office too, in my cubicle. It… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image