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I was like the only diverse kid in my high school, and I'm half-Puerto Rican. But yeah, I have a huge family… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
The trouble when you die is that everyone says you were nice. I would like to be thought of as genuinely nice.… — Len Goodman Copy Share Image
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I don't think it's necessarily 100-percent true. But comic books have infiltrated the mainstream Hollywood in ways that I don't think I… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Growing up, yeah, I had a magic kit with learn tricks and learn card tricks, but I was never... I used to… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
It wasn't a case of me sitting down and thinking, right then, what shall I do with my life? Airline pilot? Plumber?… — Tim Lebbon Copy Share Image
I know I have a reputation that is not so flattering, but I guess I owe it to just being a private… — Shahid Kapoor Copy Share Image
I touched the combination lock. I concentrated so hard I felt like I was dead-lifting five hundred pounds. My pulse quickening. A… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I started in high school to be interested in music and from there, I decided to study in college. Yeah, you're right,… — Jon Secada Copy Share Image
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I went through the extremes of amazing notoriety and also the dreaded things that you never thought you'd have to live through.… — Ralph Lauren Copy Share Image
Obama said, basically, "I wouldn't let any son of mine play football, though I do watch." And that struck me as remarkable!… — Steve Almond Copy Share Image
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I would. I'm just too, I'm kind of, a pussy, I guess. That's the problem. But, no, I'd love to. I think… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
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Yeah, I am in love. I'm definitely in love. She picked me up in a bar, actually. She walked by and just… — Darren McMullen Copy Share Image
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That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
And yeah, my handicap was down to a 10 when we were at the thick of it. I trained for six or… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
But in some ways I think it's braver to do it like this. And, to an extent, you know what? The worst… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
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Time magazine interviewed Bill Clinton about the current presidential campaign, and he claimed he had to ask Hillary to marry him three… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
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Just because two guys are homosexual and happen to be the only two homosexuals on-screen doesn't mean they're going to be like,… — Chandler Massey Copy Share Image
Sam could not help but be pleased. "So. Astrid needs me." Brianna rolled her eyes. "Yeah, Sam, you're still necessary. You're like… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Yeah, unfortunately [ films like Miss Julie are a dying breed]. And that is sad, because we need these. Like we need… — Liv Ullmann Copy Share Image