It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The high income tax come pretty near passing in the Senate. Only lacked about six votes. So it won't be long now.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If we could just go back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully, why... we… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Now these fellows in Washington wouldn't be so serious and particular if they only had to vote on what they thought was… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every land or property owner in America would be tickled to death to pay 45 per cent of his profits, if he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Wall Street is being investigated, but they are not asleep while it's being done. You see where the Senate took that tax… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image