I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Quote Ever : Between controlling others with your tears and controlling tears for others, we grew up...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Person (angered): Hey, get that thing out of my face! You (calmly): Its not in your face, its in my hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So the Titanic is coming out again but in 3D...I wonder if they will see the iceburg this time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever try and fail, you need to erase all evidence that you tried. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's the most important and I really don't care about yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What does it show when your popular on facebook... Shows you have no life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
