If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always that one kid in PE class who thinks it's the fucking Olympics. Calm. The. Fuck. Down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Person (angered): Hey, get that thing out of my face! You (calmly): Its not in your face, its in my hand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There r many things in life tht will catch your eye, but nly a few things that will catch your heart...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Quote Ever : Between controlling others with your tears and controlling tears for others, we grew up...!!! :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
