I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I started putting words together, making rhymes and being witty with the wordplay. I can play a little bit of guitar, and… — James Paxton Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak… — Kacey Musgraves Copy Share Image
Honesty is the foundation of a sound character and the keystone of all other virtues. It is the cement without which all… — William Grant Bangerter Copy Share Image
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is a curious fact, but a fact it is, that your witty people are the most hard-hearted in the world. The… — Letitia Elizabeth Landon Copy Share Image
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine Copy Share Image
I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The voice of Thich Nhat Hanh-friendly, patient, steadfast, confident, contemporary, and often witty-seems, to me, an intermediary big brother talking directly to… — Sylvia Boorstein Copy Share Image
The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Does anyone ever get that feeling in class when you just wanna scream out 'NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm shy. I am. I mean, if I get around, you know, in a room of a bunch of people especially I… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
