The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Three hungovers in a row... you call it insane... I call that a hatrick — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks — Clive James Copy Share Image
There is nothing more stubborn than a drunkard trying to convince you he is not. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin. — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
By wine eating cares are put to flight. [Lat., Vino diffugiunt mordaces curae.] — Horace Copy Share Image
Are we really living in a time where we still need to remind people not to smoke on airplanes? Like...For real? — JoJo Copy Share Image
E-cigarettes contain many harmful chemicals that tobacco cigarettes do not contain such as formaldehyde, benzene, propylene glycol, and metals like cadmium, nickel,… — Margaret Cuomo Copy Share Image
Ritual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our gods. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
There is no conclusive proof that nicotine's addictive... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Now as far as the organization selling drugs, no. Individuals selling drugs is something else. — Chuck Zito Copy Share Image
Substance abuse is a disease which doesn't go away overnight. I'm working hard to overcome it. I did fail my recent drug… — Lindsay Lohan Copy Share Image
“There are thousands of reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.” — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness. — Amy Lowell Copy Share Image
Just as the process of repealing national alcohol prohibition began with individual states repealing their own prohibition laws, so individual states must… — George Soros Copy Share Image
When drugs came around I sampled them just like anybody else but I never became dependent creatively on drugs; like various cartoonists… — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
We have all learned that addiction and mental illnesses are illnesses, and I think a lot of people overlook that it is… — Poppy Delevingne Copy Share Image
Repealing drug laws would remove the risks involved with producing and distributing drugs, bringing 'street prices' crashing down (it's estimated that a… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
Here's a group of people - this is how the liberals think - a group of people, smokers, we hate 'em. They're… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Swisher sweet, roll up. smoke the pain away. as my mind wonders, thoughts of a better day. smoke hits my lungs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know why I like to drink?” Tim asked. “I like to drink because even if life is long, the past is… — Ernie Wood Copy Share Image
The spirit in the body is like wine in a glass; when it spills, it seeps into air and earth and light….It’s… — Anne Michaels Copy Share Image
“There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach.” — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“I don’t have much time, sir, but fortunately I have a lot of gin.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Oh don't you be like me. Drink your good sweet cherry wine and let that whiskey be. — Lead Belly Copy Share Image
Nor is drunkenness censured for anything so much as its intemperate and endless talk. — Plutarch Copy Share Image
I am a grown woman-- mostly-- and I can guzzle champagne with whomever I choose. — Annie Barrows Copy Share Image