It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. — Joe E. Lewis Copy Share Image
You consume me I don't even fight Oh, I feel intoxicated... But beware I bite. — Traci Lords Copy Share Image
The 'perfect marriage' of food and wine should allow for infidelity". — Roy Andries De Groot Copy Share Image
“If drug dealers make so much money, why do they still live with their mothers?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile, as the party ascended to ever dizzier alcoholic altitudes...” — Theodore Roszak Copy Share Image
“I guess what's so frustrating about the drug movement is that it's not much of a movement that's too many stoners involved.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I have heard repeated stories of meth users leaving their children unattended for days as they cook, use and then sleep off… — Rick Larsen Copy Share Image
Many people - and I think I am one of them - are more productive when they've had a little to drink.… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
“I know I’m drunk as hell, Grace, but, just stay with me. I need you like I fucking need to breathe.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Count Olaf had taken out a bottle of wine to pour himself some breakfast, but when he saw the book he stopped,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Some friends of mine have started what they call the Misery Club. They just drink and bemoan failed relationships. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students. — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
A living man is blind and drinks his drop. What matter if the ditches are impure? What matter if I live it… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
“Worldwide pharmaceutical opiate production rose steadily but it was the United States...that now consumed 83 percent of the world's oxycodone and fully… — Sam Quinones Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you something you probably already know. It's that second cork that should remain in the neck of the bottle.… — Dorothea Benton Frank Copy Share Image
“I blamed my problems on the education system because it kept me busy and required me to maintain some semblance of sobriety.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who's been a heavy drinker and heavy smoker and has the good future to survive that and give it up knows… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
“The noise of drinking was exhilarating. Champagne corks popped and the pale, chrysanthemum-coloured liquid, whispering gleefully with bubbles, hissed into the glasses;… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
“Across the board... Not junkies or freaks, but people who were just as comfortable with drugs like weed, booze, or coke as… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Let's face it: the War on Drugs was a disaster. It may be well intentioned... but it sent millions of kids to… — John Hickenlooper Copy Share Image
I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Uh...hundred thousand for the car, uh...Smokin' weed, I'm in the stars. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you got weed you can come fly with me ; I dont take pity on 'em silly little hoe. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“...it was too late to buy beer but thank God there's no curfew on condoms.” — Beth Myrle Rice Copy Share Image
It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
I don't know if it's because of 'Scandal,' but I am a huge wine and popcorn fan. — Katie Lowes Copy Share Image
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round. — Sandy Copy Share Image
