A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
Our very long-term prospective hinges on making the best possible wine we can. — Drew Bledsoe Copy Share Image
If strippers are called dancers, then drug dealers should be called pharmacists. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Copy Share Image
“I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on the top of the beer can.” — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“That story is proof of the theorem that then as today in Chicago, the mysterious equation of whiskey plus music equals what… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
A house with a great wine stored below lives in our imagination as a joyful house, fast and splendidly rooted in the… — George Meredith Copy Share Image
No use complaining, don't you worry, don't you wine. Cause if you get it wrong, you'll get it right next time. — Gerry Rafferty Copy Share Image
Ok, now where that alcohol? You aint even got to ask cause Imma drink it all like, like its my last. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
Grandmother Hannah comes to me at Pesach and when I am lighting the sabbath candles. The sweet wine in the cup has… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
I never had any alcohol on the golf course that I remember, except for one time, and that was the L.A. Open. — John Daly Copy Share Image
Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
“It made economic sense, if you looked at it from the right angle; it was not in the Clan’s interest for the… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
If thou fill thy brain with Boston and New York, with fashion and covetousness, and wilt stimulate thy jaded senses with wine… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Zero-tolerance on drinking and driving - meaning no drinking at all before driving - is a collective punishment that, in essence, only… — David Harsanyi Copy Share Image
Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one… — Clement Freud Copy Share Image
“Craig: 'When I used to drink, I binge drank…and I’m kind of like that with Doctor Who. I save up a lot… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
When Mexicans sneak across the border, they're more apt to carry a bag of pot then they are a fistful of money.… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Let now the chimneys blaze And cups o’erflow with wine... The summer hath his joys, And winter his delights; Though love and… — Thomas Campion Copy Share Image
Childhood trauma is really what puts the rocket fuel behind addiction. — Drew Pinsky Copy Share Image
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel! — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started. — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
“I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.” — Kyril Bonfiglioli Copy Share Image
I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue — Glee Copy Share Image
Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste. — Logan Pearsall Smith Copy Share Image
