Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Flyer than a carry on, sipping on Perignon gripping on derriere, gripping off Derrion. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
Continually finding excuses for taking a small glass of brandy and water. — John Leech Copy Share Image
“Who knows how this whole evening is going to turn out anyway? It's like 'The Breakfast Club' in a powder keg in… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
Critical sobriety is out of the question so long as this master of terror-in-the-commonplace exerts his spell. — Anthony Boucher Copy Share Image
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one will deny that the excessive use of alcohol and alcoholic beverages would do more than any other single factor to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people who could most benefit from the self-reflective ego-dissolving qualities of cannabis are the ones that want it to be illegal. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
Once you're an addict, you're always an addict, so just because I found something good to do doesn't mean I'm not going… — Jeff Tweedy Copy Share Image
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Of course I am grateful, and I'm sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage," Bill said politely, "But I… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
We believe, and so suggested a few years ago, that the action of alcohol on these chronic alcoholics is a manifestation of… — William Duncan Silkworth Copy Share Image
“She took a sip of Armagnac and savored the caramel, cherry, dark chocolate, and lavender flavors. "How do they make this?" she… — Emily Arden Wells Copy Share Image
“FACT 413: Smoking contributes to heart disease, the number one cause of death in the United States. Cigarette smokers quadruple their risk… — Cary McNeal Copy Share Image
“I had chosen to believe that my recent promotion was due to my overall sense of responsibility, my razor-sharp attention to detail,… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
Yes I smoke drugs but people at home dont understand, the drugs I smoke boost me up and give me a hand,… — Me Ghee Copy Share Image
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky. Dont be dumb and mix wine and rum. Beer before liquor, never been… — Sarah Copy Share Image
I think the Japanese love young, tannic red wines much more than most Americans do. Perhaps it is because Asians have a… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
To succeed you must add water to your wine, until there is no more wine. — Jules Renard Copy Share Image
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
Everything is a dangerous drug except reality which is unendurable. — Cyril Connolly Copy Share Image
“The sudden urge to join the fray was intoxicating. Aaron Corbet” — Thomas E. Sniegoski Copy Share Image