First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau Copy Share Image
A drinking man's someone who wants to forget he isn't still young an' believing. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
The shakes stop if you drink enough, but then so does everything else. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
No matter what you call it , weed , kush , mary jane ' I blaze that shit everyday ! ;D — Yolo Copy Share Image
“There's no point in writing my kind of stuff, when they're printing that kind of stuff. So I gave up and started… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
“Mixing one's wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably. The Singer, in The Caucasian Chalk Circle, prologue (1944).” — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
The war on drugs is really the war on people who buy drugs from people who don't lobby the government. — Stefan Molyneux Copy Share Image
“Yes, liquor is the thin white coat of paint you wash over the cracks in your foundation. Makes any rotten house livable… — Toby Barlow Copy Share Image
Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
What? You’d dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication?” That’s when you need a drink the most. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The tech rehearsal for Brits is so different. They have little glasses of wine and walk around saying, 'Lovely, darling, lovely.' — Gavin Creel Copy Share Image
“According to the CDC, cigarettes kill over 435,000 people a year in the United States. Most of us in Danbury were locked… — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
“Drugs rob every person, man, woman, and child of their beauty. Drugs turn people into animals who can only respond to instincts.… — Sister Souljah Copy Share Image
Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare; tomorrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair: Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why: Drink!… — Edward Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Wine give strenght to weary men. and And wine can of their wits the wise beguile. Make the sage frolic, and the… — Homer Copy Share Image
I think I've had enough, I might get a little drunk I say what's on my mind, I might do a little… — Rhianna Copy Share Image
Ideas are dangerous, but the man to whom they are least dangerous is the man of ideas. He is acquainted with ideas,… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
If your child is born with a port-wine stain, they should be seen immediately by a pediatric dermatologist. Your pediatrician does not… — Hannah Storm Copy Share Image
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser.… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover. — Jaroslav Hašek Copy Share Image
There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I know I should stop smoking, but it scares me. I mean, what would I turn to next? — Pink Copy Share Image
I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic. — Denis Thatcher Copy Share Image
“Americans are rather like bad Bulgarian wine; the don't travel well.” — Bernard Falk Copy Share Image
Meth addicts will never understand how hard it is to withdraw from Breaking Bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
