“When three W's (i.e. Woman, Wine and Wealth) get together it ruins the Man.” — Self Realization Copy Share Image
I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said, — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
“It's not the cigarette that kills you, it's the thought behind the cigarette” — Raghu Venkatesh Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing sooner overthrows a weak head than opinion by authority, like too strong a liquor for a frail glass. — Philip Sidney Copy Share Image
The eloquent man is he who is no eloquent speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it. — Kid Rock Copy Share Image
Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called… — David Pogue Copy Share Image
The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish dont bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are just coming out of a 100-year stupor from being lied to by the tobacco industry for a century about the… — Kevin Sabet Copy Share Image
“And yes. They did become very drunk, the three of them. And you're not supposed to be drunk when you get involved… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
Of all wines, Champagne is the one that is the anytime drink, the panacea for all ills, the best bottle for any… — Serena Sutcliffe Copy Share Image
Our hypothetical rich client might even have ordered a Pommard, because it was listed at a higher price...He would have never learned… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
“This is a book about alcohol; you can practically smell the gin coming off the pages, the lime, hear the ice clinking,… — Seth Haines Copy Share Image
I'm against suing tobacco companies. I think abstinence is a perversion. I think Bush's lies are worse than Clinton's. I think Vegas… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If, on a rare occasion, it is necessary to speak with some severity in order to make a grievous crime felt, we… — Alphonsus Liguori Copy Share Image
In my twenties I tried cocaine, which I instantly loved but eventually hated. Cocaine is terrific if you want to hang out… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image