My wife says, "You're an idiot! Why do you Google your name and all you're doing is looking for trouble?" Because I'm… — Buzz Bissinger Copy Share Image
The housewife is an unpaid worker in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee: hers is… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
I mean, her father was an alcoholic, and her mother was the suffering wife of a man who she could never predict… — Blanche Wiesen Cook Copy Share Image
We Americans, or half of Americans, think health care is a commodity. Other countries view health care as a social service that… — Uwe Reinhardt Copy Share Image
I'm often surprised by classical music and musicians. I've met a large number of them because my wife works for the Boston… — James Taylor Copy Share Image
In my career I have had many wonderful things happen to me, many more than I ever dreamed would ever happen. But… — LaVell Edwards Copy Share Image
I know also another man who married a widow with several children; and when one of the girls had grown into her… — T. B. H. Stenhouse Copy Share Image
Had Adam tenderly reproved his wife, and endeavored to lead her to repentance instead of sharing in her guilt, I should be… — Sarah Moore Grimke Copy Share Image
I had blackouts, fallen out, of course, the death threats, people showing up, putting guns to my wife's head with mask, and… — Cornel West Copy Share Image
My wife and I have purchased two hybrids. We bought a 3 kw photovoltaic unit. We recycle and offset our carbon emissions… — James Gustave Speth Copy Share Image
It is one thing to be a man's wife - quite another to be the mother of his children. In fact, once… — Kelly Corrigan Copy Share Image
We mourn; we sorrow for our loved ones that go - our wives, our husbands, our children, our parents; we sorrow for… — Francis M. Lyman Copy Share Image
Suzanne had a room on a waterfront street in the port of Montreal. Everything happened just as it was put down. She… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
For somebody to take a shot at him is totally disappointing and hurtful to my family, my mother, his wife and child.… — Rick Hendrick Copy Share Image
The Christian idea of marriage is based on Christ's words that a man and wife are to be regarded as a single… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Morality has in the past made progress when we broadened the category of things we weren't permitted to harm (animals, 'infidels'); saw… — Catherine Wilson Copy Share Image
Without marriage there will be no renunciation, Buddha would not have left the world - for what? His wife, Yashodhara, must have… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“Marriage suddenly didn’t seem like enough to safeguard what she meant to me. Why wasn’t there something more binding than a mere… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“[On what young husbands should say to their wives:] I have taken you in my arms, and I love you, and I… — John Chrysostom Copy Share Image
Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A… — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
Once I came out in college I just have always been out and at work with pretty much everybody. My wife and… — Lydia Polgreen Copy Share Image
The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
I have known several persons of great fame for wisdom in public affairs and councils governed by foolish servants. I have known… — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
When I was a young man, I didn't think about having a family. My wife and I were too poor to have… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Guys, we’re so screwed. The women know we didn’t go hunting. (Kyrian) You think? What idiot came up with that lie? (Zarek)… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single spiritual person who has been able… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
People," Geralt turned his head, "like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat,… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
He that outlives a wife whom he has long loved, sees himself disjoined from the only mind that has the same hopes,… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Me and my wife had somehow finally reached a moment in which our lives made sense, in which we were comfortable in… — Ben Doller Copy Share Image
I was raised in a wonderful family of faith. It was church on Sunday morning and grace before dinner, but my Christian… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
You talk about sexual abuse? Bill Clinton's wife ran the bimbo eruptions units when he was in the White House to seek… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If anyone e-mails you something "by George Carlin," there's a 99 percent chance I did not write it. I didn't write "Paradox… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
[My wife] liked to collect old encyclopedias from second-hand bookstores, and at one point we had eight of them. When I wrote… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
("Let's stand under a tree," she said. "Why?" "Because it's nicer." "Maybe you should sit on a chair, and I'll stand above… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
You lie, in faith; for you are call'd plain Kate, And bonny Kate and sometimes Kate the curst; But Kate, the prettiest… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Many Westerners forget that when the Prophet spoke of four wives as the maximum allowable number, he had in mind a reduction… — Mohammed Reza Pahlavi Copy Share Image
My wife says, and I agree with her, that what would be really great for Maine would be to legalize dope completely… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
You know, I've been thinking. Everybody makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but usually the jelly drips over the side and the… — Homer Copy Share Image
Guys, gals, now hear this: No one wants to take away your hunting rifles. No one wants to take away your shotguns.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image