I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't,… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if you… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
