Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I carry a small sheet of paper in my wallet that has written on it the names of people whose opinions of… — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
What flaw could you possibly find in his appearance?" "His posture," Hannah muttered. "What about it?" "He slouches." "He's an American. They… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance! — Sarge Copy Share Image
I don't carry a wallet. I keep my cards in my pocket and cash in my boots. — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is. — Matthew Gray Gubler Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One can understand a person by the way he removes his wallet and puts his hand to take out money. — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in… — Catherine Ryan Hyde Copy Share Image
Airplanes are like women - pick what you like and try to get it away from the guy who has it, then… — Stephen Coonts Copy Share Image
Since that day, when people have spoken to me of "genius", I have felt the inside pocket to make sure my wallet's… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
One day, observing a child drinking out of his hands, he cast away the cup from his wallet with the words, "A… — Diogenes Copy Share Image
I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What our generation failed to learn was the nobility of work. An honest day's labor. The worthiness of the man in the… — Charlie LeDuff Copy Share Image
That no one, no one at all, should try to search into himself! But the wallet of the person in front is… — Aulus Persius Flaccus Copy Share Image
Our broken society is not born out of the triumph of the individual, but out of his effacement. He vanishes, she vanishes,… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
Hold on to your wallets folks because with the passage of this trillion-dollar baby, the Democrats will be poised to spend as… — Christopher Bond Copy Share Image
The traditional dictionary definition of the difference is that an alcoholic will steal your wallet in a blackout, come to, and apologize… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
Libraries are community treasure chests, loaded with a wealth of information available to everyone equally, and the key to that treasure chest… — Laura Bush Copy Share Image
Paintings are seldom guilty and often framed for crimes they did not commit. Some cover holes-holes in walls, holes in lives. Some… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
There is no way I’m going out in public like this!” It seemed while I was being tormented at the salon, Bones… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
The human reached inside Wrath’s jacket and started pulling out weapons. Three throwing stars, a switchblade, a handgun, a length of chain.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Nobody is excused from the excellence trend. Babies are not excused. Starting right after they get out of the womb, modern babies… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
No, no, it's not all random, if it really was all random, the universe would abandon us completely. and the universe doesn't.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On occasion I have observed parents shopping to clothe a son about to enter missionary service. The new suits are fitted, the… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
If I walk on the street, if I go to a restaurant, people come to me and say: "Can we take a… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
Economics, as it is often taught today, portrays us as homo economicus-someone who doesn't vote in presidential elections, doesn't return lost wallets,… — Robert H. Frank Copy Share Image
Men worry about childcare with their wallets, women feel it in their wombs. — Allison Pearson Copy Share Image
I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet. — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
“Wallets wither, passports expire, but a character of light keeps shining.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
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