I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
My body, now close to fifty years of age, has become an old tree that bears bitter peaches, a snail which has… — Matsuo Basho Copy Share Image
I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet?… — Anthony LaPaglia Copy Share Image
If your marketing is not delivering consumers to the cash register with their wallets in their hands to buy your product, don't… — Sergio Zyman Copy Share Image
In about one-third of credit card consolidations, within a short period of time, the cards come back out of the wallet, and… — Jean Chatzky Copy Share Image
The 3-D effects in "Star Wars" are so realistic, you can actually see George Lucas reaching from the screen and taking the… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
A big sister who cries over being human over you. A gravelly voiced kid who's friends left him over you. And a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
When Congress talks of tax reform, grab your wallet and run for cover. — Steve Symms Copy Share Image
Go Green, Live Rich is the ultimate toolkit for greening the planet and our wallets at the same time. No one does… — Terry Tamminen Copy Share Image
When Mitt Romney says he wants to reform the tax code, hold on to your wallets. We know Mitt Romney never met… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Democracy is made up of three elements. One is whether the laws support pluralistic principles. The second is whether the people take… — Lech Walesa Copy Share Image
Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying. — Brendan Morrison Copy Share Image
Our culture has filled our heads but emptied our hearts, stuffed our wallets but starved our wonder. It has fed our thirst… — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
My youngest brother had a wonderful schtick from some time in high school, through to graduating medicine. He had a card in… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It's a lot easier to vote with your feet… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Ordinary human concern for human distress does not manifest itself ordinarily in the form of a gun aimed at the wallets and… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
It may seem strange, but the most grateful I've ever felt was when I was held up at gunpoint. After I handed… — Juliana Hatfield Copy Share Image
Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
The Superclass tries to promote its values. Ordinary people complain of divine injustice, they envy power, and it pains them to see… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
'Reform' is a word you always aughta' watch out for. 'Reform' is a change that you're supposed to like. And watch it… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back Wherein he puts alms for oblivion, A great-sized monster of ingratitudes: Those scraps… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
