Men Quote by Catherine Ryan Hyde

Nothing makes a man so adventurous as an empty pocket.

— Victor Hugo

I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.

— Anonymous

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.

— Aziz Ansari

As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Put a condom over his heart, and Fuck his feeling's

— NWill's

Whatever men you take, keep the idea of man intact: let your soul wait whether your body does or not.

— D. H. Lawrence

I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.

— Mae West

A man came up to me the other day and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks. So you know what I did?…

— Henry Rollins

I am fed up with men who use sex like a sleeping pill.

— Toni Braxton

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.

— Will Rogers

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

— Anonymous

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card...

— Jill Shalvis