When Mitt Romney says he wants to reform the tax code, hold on to your wallets. — Charles Schumer Copy Share Image
Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don't buy any crap! — Camryn Manheim Copy Share Image
A big sister who cries over being human over you. A gravelly voiced kid who's friends left him over you. And a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Wallets can establish connections and change opinions. Things that fall apart can be glued back by money with astonishing alacrity.” — Robert Walser Copy Share Image
I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. "Where's my wallet?… — Anthony LaPaglia Copy Share Image
I've got a grocery bill at the end of every month.Our toothpaste, our orange juice, that all gets paid. But I -… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The military and the clergy cause us much annoyance; the clergy and the military, they empty our wallets and rob our intelligence. — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
You can't just walk into someone's house and take $15 bucks out of someone's wallet and then walk out with their song.… — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
[Before the Spirit] I had been producing comic books for 15-year-old cretins from Kansas [I wanted to aim for] a 55-year-old who… — Will Eisner Copy Share Image
The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It's a lot easier to vote with your feet… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled… — Mr. T Copy Share Image
As much as the Pulitzer is the hallmark of journalism, I think what I love the most is when somebody says they… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
Scott Hall is a great wrestler, a better friend, but more than anything a very caring human being. Scott never passed a… — Kevin Nash Copy Share Image
Too much of our lives corresponds to the 'lost-wallet' theory of life. You lose something, spend a long time finding it, and… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
Remodeling defies the principles of modern commerce. You shell out great sums of money to people over whom you have no authority… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
In about one-third of credit card consolidations, within a short period of time, the cards come back out of the wallet, and… — Jean Chatzky Copy Share Image
My youngest brother had a wonderful schtick from some time in high school, through to graduating medicine. He had a card in… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
How does it feel? I feels exactly like one of those dreams in which you suddenly realize that you have to take… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
Poor is a state of mind. Broke is a state of wallet. You can fix being broke; it's not so easy to… — Ric Edelman Copy Share Image
When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks check their wallets. — Junot Diaz Copy Share Image
Before you can transform your wallet from poor to rich, you've got to transform your spirit from poor to rich. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Make a list of twenty-five things you want to experience before you die. Carry it in your wallet or purse and refer… — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with snapshots of his kids. — Michael Forest Copy Share Image
I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator. — Tim Barber Copy Share Image
Bitcoin, generally, is a great idea. Keeping wallets on smartphones is the worst idea of the decade — John McAfee Copy Share Image
Are you motivated? Are you coherent? Is your intention aligned? Are your feet, tongue, heart and wallet congruent? That intention shines through. — Peter Guber Copy Share Image
Bush senior used to say that we have more will than wallet. So he urged the country to attack poverty with a… — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
The single most important thing is to make people happy. If you are making people happy, as a side effect, they will… — Derek Sivers Copy Share Image
Just as we should never balance the budget on the backs of the poor, so it is an economic delusion to think… — George Osborne Copy Share Image
Never have your wallet with you onstage. It's bad luck. You shouldn't play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
Ordinary human concern for human distress does not manifest itself ordinarily in the form of a gun aimed at the wallets and… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look… — David Sheff Copy Share Image
All change in life comes from within. It is what's in humanity's soul, not what's in humanity's wallet, that will purchase our… — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
You lose a wallet or keys or something and you notice in a second, but your life can go missing and you… — John Dufresne Copy Share Image