Access Quote by Tim Barber

“Whenever you hear a politician start a sentence with, “If we can put a man on the moon . . . ,” grab your wallet.”

— Jonah Goldberg

Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections.

— Nikhil Saluja

Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.

— P. J. O'Rourke

A politician's record is like a tin kettle to a dog's tale - it's a noisy appendage, wich makes the dog conspicuous and invites…

— David Ross Locke

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

— H. L. Mencken

“Politicians are like dogs... Their life expectancy is too short for a commitment to be bearable”

— Henry Kissinger

My pet hate, with customers, is those that think it's all about wallets.

— Marco Pierre White

My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the…

— Gerald B H Solomon

Any time some politician tells you it's not about the money, it's about the money.

— Ted Cruz

To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.

— R. Buckminster Fuller

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

— Rita Mae Brown

A politician is an animal who can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground

— American Proverb