Why can't teachers end up owning schools, the way waiters can open their own restaurants? — Peter Brimelow Copy Share Image
Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I have a terrible weakness for collecting snatches of other people's conversations, and occasionally I'm rewarded with unusual fragments of knowledge. My… — Peter Mayle Copy Share Image
...the waiter has to come from a place of concentration, subjugation, and complete, limitless service. Nothing is too much trouble. The customer… — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you… — Hector Hugh Munro Copy Share Image
Robert Whitmore died of apoplexy when a stranger from Georgia mistook him for a former Macon waiter. — Frank Marshall Davis Copy Share Image
“Every time the waiter with the cheese platter comes by I take two or three cracker loads at a time. I give… — Hannah Tunnicliffe Copy Share Image
You go to New York or L.A., and every waiter wants to be a writer, director or actor. But there's a common… — Gillian Alexy Copy Share Image
If I'm brought the wrong order at a restaurant, I don't send it back, because I don't want the waiter to get… — Betty Gilpin Copy Share Image
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.' — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and… — Mako Copy Share Image
I first understood the changes that were necessary in this world, because the waiters in the restaurant, when I cried, used to… — Grace Lee Boggs Copy Share Image
I have been in countries where I don't know a word of the language. I tried to practice my French as much… — Kevin Kline Copy Share Image
Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
For we have come by different ways to this place... I can tell by the natural ease with which you wear fine… — Robert James Waller Copy Share Image
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all. — Randeep Hooda Copy Share Image
At present every coachman and every waiter argues about whether or not the relativity theory is correct. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced. It's one thing for me… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I was specifically referring to the regular everyday people that you come across on your come up. You never know if that… — Charlamagne Tha God Copy Share Image
If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when… — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
...the waiters carried themselves with a quiet joy, as if their entire mission in life was to make their customers feel comfortable… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
