If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If I say your voice is an amber waterfall in which I yearn to burn each day, if you eat my mouth… — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
“If I could do all of that on February 14th, it would be a personal best for me. Something to share with… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's… — Russ Meneve Copy Share Image
It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
People love in different ways. You may have a man who brings you flowers every Monday but doesn't give two hooty-hoots about… — Jada Pinkett Smith Copy Share Image
Stop complaining about not having a date for valentine's day. think of all the people who don't have moms for mother's day… — Katrina Buiel Copy Share Image
“Find me in the waiting, in all the ways I see you that no eye could ever behold. Find me in the… — Reena Doss Copy Share Image
People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
One of the major dangers of being alone in February is the tendency to dwell on past relationships. Whether you're daydreaming about… — Amy Morin Copy Share Image
Apollo has peeped through the shutter, And awaken'd the witty and fair; The boarding-school belle's in a flutter, The twopenny post's in… — Winthrop Mackworth Praed Copy Share Image
“Dust dances in the light like tiny ghosts of stories. I open a yellowed page— your handwriting from another lifetime. The shopkeeper… — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
“in the afterglow of an evening rain i lay down in the grass and think of you my body aches like an… — Sanober Khan Copy Share Image
New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Open your life wide, and take me in forever. I will never be tired-I will never be noisy when you want to… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
Clouds never get tired of giving rain to us; and you, you must never get tired of giving your love! Valentine's Day… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I'm not really a fan of Valentine's Day. I think it can be romantic doing nothing on Valentine's Day. It's more romantic… — Gabriella Wilde Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's… — Anna Howard Shaw Copy Share Image
I have never once celebrated a Valentine's Day as a romantic holiday. For me, it's another opportunity to tell my kids or… — Delilah Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a,… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Okay love birds -listen up! I have an announcement to make. Today is the 14th of February and it is a special… — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
“What was that? Valentine's Day? Her heart gave a little skip at the thought, she had never spent it in a romantic… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
I'm more of a cynic, but my husband loves 'Rent.' For Valentine's Day, I got him a 'Rent' walking tour. All it… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to Arbor Day to Christmas to… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
I've realized that although Valentine's Day can be a cheesy money making stint to most people, it's a day of expressing love… — Reeva Steenkamp Copy Share Image
Happy Valentines Day to those who have found love, in whatever shape or form, and to those who are still hunting, don’t… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
For Valentine's Day, I wrote my crush a song and had it professionally recorded. I never released it, though, because I wanted… — Cody Simpson Copy Share Image
My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's Day, I remember him buying a… — Josh Turner Copy Share Image
Must, bid the Morn awake! Sad Winter now declines, Each bird doth choose a mate; This day's Saint Valentine's. For that good… — Michael Drayton Copy Share Image
How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image