My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear! — Dinah-Jane Hansen Copy Share Image
In Valentine's Day or in any other day, the brightest star is not Venus or Jupiter but the very love in people's… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
Every Valentine's Day growing up, my dad would give me a strawberry cream-filled chocolate heart from Russell Stover. — Lori Loughlin Copy Share Image
There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok,… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine's Day is, maybe it's a day to… — Elizabeth Meriwether Copy Share Image
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I hope what's different for not only the channel 'It's Grace' 2014, but for the brand overall, is I hope to continue… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
The most popular Valentine's Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800's, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is much more of a holy day of obligation for a guy in a relationship with a woman, because a… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
I do not want to limit my celebration of 'love' to just twenty-four hours in a year. I would like to pamper… — Sherlyn Chopra Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a holiday of high emotions, mostly stress. The occasion has the unique ability to make both those who do… — Mary Katharine Ham Copy Share Image
Every Valentine's Day, I pretend I don't care. Like many of us, I say I don't want the flowers or chocolates or… — Elizabeth Flock Copy Share Image
Valentine's day has been reduced to a marketing gimmick. Buying diamonds for your beloved has no appeal for me. — Shabana Azmi Copy Share Image
“When I ask you to be my valentine, I’m not asking you to love me. I’m simply asking you to accept tokens… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Friendship, trust, loyal and patience are the crucial ingredients of true love. Happy Valentines Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
We didn't do Valentine's Day. We didn't do Easter. We didn't do Halloween. Really only did the Fourth of July, and Thanksgiving. — GloRilla Copy Share Image
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
If every lover was treated like they matter everyday; Valentine's Day wouldn't be so special. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My birthday is two days before Valentine's Day so it has always been about that rather than romance. — A. J. Odudu Copy Share Image
“The melting wax of the candle made me realize that you melted away the meaninglessness out of my life.” — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
“If at least most partners and spouses treated their partners and spouses like they matter, at least most of the time, Valentine’s… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I get letters every year from women who think Valentine's Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I have many valentines. My mom and my sister and my directors. I got calls from all of them. And my friends.… — Michelle Trachtenberg Copy Share Image
That's one of those things about being a computer science major: Valentine's Day is just another day. — Jawed Karim Copy Share Image
I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
The best thing about Valentine's Day is that if you don't have a lover, you badly remember to get one! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I don't find these technical things like flowers and chocolates romantic at all. I think Valentine's Day makes no sense. — Alia Bhatt Copy Share Image
The people people have for friends Your common sense appall But the people people marry Are the queerest folk of all. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me. — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Good morrow, 'tis Saint Valentine's Day, All in the morn betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your valentine. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
What compels the Hindu right's volcanic reaction to Valentine's Day? Some of its members have protested that the holiday is the product… — Elizabeth Flock Copy Share Image
“Today's Valentine's Day. There's a whole day devoted solely to love. Does that make any sense? Nah. Love makes us all crazy.… — Lisa Greenwald Copy Share Image
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