“I’m a twenty-four year-old virgin with a broken vagina. I can’t even give that shit away.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The vagina is obliterated from the imagery of femininity in the same way that the signs of independence and vigor in the… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
“Warm breath hit my most secret female flesh. Okay, enough fancy talk, it was my vagina.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
In the 19th century a man with 2 penises and woman with two vaginas were a living couple. — Muniir Zero Copy Share Image
“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!” — John Irving Copy Share Image
A vagina is a lot like a boxing match. When it all gets too bloody and messy, it's time to throw in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Anything with a vagina be pregnant these days...either a lot a dudes have become blind wearing broken rubbers or standards legit just… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn't want to fight, if the other cat calls it a pussy.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“I was worried about my own vagina. It needed a context of other vaginas-- a community, a culture of vaginas. There's so… — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“It was like the day the stick turned pink, her lady bits put up a giant "Out of Business" sign. Do not… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it…… — Roberto Hogue Copy Share Image
“I might as well have offered up my vagina to the Museum of Natural History. Surely, it would be shown in the… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“There are men who wants only the woman; such are tagged, 'real men', and there are ones who want only their bodies;… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I had the worst one the other night. I was out with my girlfriends, and this guy comes up to me and… — Amber Lancaster Copy Share Image
What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is, The opening of another Vagina — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why are people do worried about what a woman does with her vagina? We don't do that shit with men. Let's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my… — Erica Dakin Copy Share Image
“Check your vagina. Does it look kind of broken? If so, you probably had a baby. Seriously, mine was all Franken-gina for… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body —… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Moving from phonetics to etymology, ‘vagina’ originates from a word meaning sheath for a sword. Ain’t got no vagina.” — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The only reason I'm not surprised that she slept with him is cause her vagina is rate E for everyone — Lainie Lindgren Copy Share Image
“It seemed to me that half of life’s problems would be solved if one of us had a vagina.” — Richard Powers Copy Share Image
“Did I think I'd ever find someone I could live with, she asked me, and I said yes, and she said who,… — Lionel Fisher Copy Share Image
“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really us just being pushed out… — Tia Copy Share Image
“Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Do not enter, closed for repairs, zombies will eat your face if you try to touch this vagina.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
I'm not calling you a slut or anything, but if your vagina had a password, it would be password. — Bella Copy Share Image
Your vagina is like the finale of lost: 10 million people have seen it, everyone was disappointed, and everyone who was in… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
“God gave man the strength to conquer the world, but God gave woman a vagina to conquer man” — Treasure Blue Copy Share Image
