Good Year Quote by Jenny Lawson

“In spite of all my aches and pains, and I've got plenty. Inside I go on feeling just a chit like Gina. Perhaps everyone…

— Agatha Christie

“They all fuss about me so,” she said. “They rub it in that I’m an old woman.” “And you don’t feel like one.” “No,…

— Agatha Christie

“I’m a twenty-four year-old virgin with a broken vagina. I can’t even give that shit away.”

— Anonymous

“ But I think he broke my vagina”

— Tina Reber

“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina .”

— Karen Chance

“Is it broken? Seriously. I mean my vagina. Not the vibrator. The vibrator definitely had some kicking power left in it. I think that…

— Victoria Ashley

“Is it broken? Seriously. I mean my vagina. Not the vibrator. The vibrator definitely had some kicking power left in it. I think that…

— Victoria Ashley

“What’s the matter?” my mother snapped. “You sick?” I pulled my body back inside and bumped my head against the window hard enough to…

— F.C. Yee

“Mama Ginger came calling, to set the alarm on my biological clock. Oh, and to remind me that there’s no point to me being…

— Molly Harper

“Franny?” Rosy held up the four little Franks. “Could I keep one of these?” Franny looked at her hard for a moment then nodded.…

— R.G. Manse

“There might have been prettier women in the room but, when she turned those babies on, fluttered her eyelashes, I was hers. It had…

— Thomm Quackenbush

“We have lots to catch up on. We’ve broke the back of it, and this is all the more reason for me to remedy…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas