When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good… — Larry Lujack Copy Share Image
Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
I'm limitless bitch so don't tell me what my limits is/ Lemon in ya eye and I shine so they squint a… — Tactics Copy Share Image
“Today more than ever, we are in need not only of godly pastors and Bible teachers, but also godly lawyers, politicians, diplomats,… — Christian Overman Copy Share Image
Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify their results… — Martin Gardner Copy Share Image
Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Thirty-five years ago, being a cook was the same as being a used-car salesman. — Wolfgang Puck Copy Share Image
A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I used to sell cars. Well, technically… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit… — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting... — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. — Elizabeth McCracken Copy Share Image
Now. Maybe you think it is arrogant or self centered, or ridiculous for me to believe that God bothered to wiggle a… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I've never been big on cars. When I first got to Hollywood, I bought a used car from Avis. I drove that… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
The devil is a cross between a really good used-car salesman and a game-show host, but with a lot more style and… — Ray Wise Copy Share Image
There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below… — Cher Copy Share Image
“We would have won, but the other guys gave the deal away.” “The customer selected us technically and thinks we are the… — Ben Horowitz Copy Share Image
“Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot,… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
I was the best man at my younger brother's wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I… — David Plouffe Copy Share Image
Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people… — Billy Childish Copy Share Image
