“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic and sunk. It's rather unfortunate that, in recent years, real estate agents have become comedy betes-noires.… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“No, no, no, no, no. Sex should not be fun, okay? Sex can be lots of things - thrilling, romantic, scary, mindless, dirty, dangerous,… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“See if you can spot the difference between these two statements: (a) «Those trousers make your backside look fat.» (b) «You're a repellently obese… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“There is, it's opulently redundant of me to add, a perfectly reasonable and innocuous explanation for why I'm browsing the web alone in my… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“Mostly, however, we've got it smooth and efficient now. We don't have to think. She says, 'What are you doing?', I peer at her… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“I'd thought I'd felt like shit that day, but really I'd barely even entered the intestine.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“The efficacy of an arbitrary personal attack is that it clears a path for the important issues.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“The annoying thing about time is that it takes time...but no amount of it is enough when you are waiting to be sure. Time… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“Just think of Emily Bronte, for example: psychotically bookish - but was there ever a woman screaming out so loudly for a good f***ing?… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“my academic career was indifferent to the point of beauty- I was so unremarkable, in every way, that the unvarying precision of my mediocrity… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“Zach was sitting in the passenger seat, seemingly calm and happy and content with his place in the world. The git.” — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
