As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Failure is delay, but not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead-end street. — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
Fred Silverman, the head of ABC, he offered me a lot of comedy series but I told him I'd already been the… — Jack Klugman Copy Share Image
The air is like a draught of wine. The undertaker cleans his sign, The Hull express goes off the line, When it's… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
To wear long faces, just as if our Maker, The God of goodness, was an undertaker. — John Wolcot Copy Share Image
I have no fear; I have nothing to lose. I'd rather burn out than fade away, and I would rather go out… — Dean Ambrose Copy Share Image
No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring… — Anne Tyler Copy Share Image
I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
They have passed the big inheritance tax, and that gets you when you are gone. You used to could die and be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker. — William Allen White Copy Share Image
You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put… — Danny Elfman Copy Share Image
Paradoxically, I have found peace because I have always been dissatisfied. My moments of depression and despair turn out to be renewals,… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
Marley was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury… — Emilie Autumn Copy Share Image
