When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker. — Sue Sanders Copy Share Image
Funeralese has had its ups and downs. The word 'morticians,' first used in Embalmers Monthly for February, 1895, was barred by the… — Jessica Mitford Copy Share Image
Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker… — Jim Ross Copy Share Image
My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I don't want to go into a fridge at an undertaker's. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral.… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, nor our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not… — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
It is great fun dying in the United States of America. It is great fun first of all for the undertakers who… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania! — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
In fact, [Gene Wilder] had made a hysteric seem considerably less funny in his film debut as a terrified undertaker in "Bonnie… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker. — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book. — Joe Frazier Copy Share Image
In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! — CM Punk Copy Share Image
The old-school Undertaker is my legacy. It's probably what I'm going to be remembered for. — The Undertaker Copy Share Image
Our Grub-street biographers watch for the death of a great man like so many undertakers on purpose to make a penny of… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Graphic designers are idea embalmers, loving undertakers preserving bits of data like to many butterflies pinned to felt in a jewel box. — Paul Saffo Copy Share Image
It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger. — Jack Paar Copy Share Image
Kurt Angle and Randy Orton were great guys to work with. The Undertaker was great to work with, believe it or not,… — Oscar Gutierrez Copy Share Image
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