Air Quote by Noel Coward

Probably the undertaker thinks less of death than almost any other man. He is so accustomed to it that his mind must involuntarily turn…

— Clarence Darrow

the captain is supposed to go down with the ship" . "unless the first mate knocks him out and throws him in a lifeboat

— Neal Shusterman

“along with Coach Edge, who was still so charged with adrenaline that every time the ship hit turbulence, he swung his bat and yelled,…

— Rick Riordan

“Whiskey?” Camille cried as she stood on a wharf in Port Adelaide harbor. “You brought us onto a whiskey cargo ship?” Ira spread out…

— Angie Frazier

One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker!

— Fred Dibnah

How do men act on a sinking ship? Do they hold each other? Do they pass around the whisky? Do they cry?

— Sebastian Junger

It is great fun dying in the United States of America. It is great fun first of all for the undertakers who make a…

— George Mikes

“See, it’s the sudden cognitive whiplash that does it. One moment you’re cruising along effortlessly at thirty thousand feet while the cabin crew slosh…

— Charles Stross

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

— Jack Paar

“He [dad] always had some kind of trouble with his leg. He’d have bandages wrapped around it all the time but he’d never go…

— Ozzy Osbourne

To hear the faint sound of oars in the silence as a rowboat comes slowly out and then goes back is truly worth all…

— Jack Gilbert

“One moment you’re cruising along effortlessly at thirty thousand feet while the cabin crew slosh the whisky around in business class, the next you’re…

— Charles Stross