If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know. Twitter is the place I spill everything about my feelings when no one is willing to listen. It's like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal people are popular in real life. Obsessive people are popular on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent on Facebook and Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh you always retweet love quotes? You're so romantic I can't imagine why you're single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you feel you are alone in the crowd, When you think No one can understand you, When your love is rejected… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A retweet is like setting up a blind date between 2 friends. You think they'll get on but you just do the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted you but you made me feel like an option so I had to let you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter, YouTube and Google were part of my school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't choose the person we fall for, It usually hits us like a bullet Then BANG! We bleed.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honestly if you have something to say to someone, be mature and say it instead of tweeting about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The White House New Media team circulates multiple highlights each day of what people are looking for online - Twitter trending topics,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She didn't tweet those song lyrics for no reason. There's always a reason — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every meaningful and touching tweet there's someone dying inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you really didnt care about me, you wouldn't spend all day tweeting about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
