Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys use the word friendship to start a relationship. Girls use the word friendship to end it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don't know whether to put on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue you didnt follow me back b*tch ima unfollow you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When they say 'There's plenty of other fish in the sea' they mean catfish in the river of Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I might seem biased, but I use Evernote every day. It came to me through my readers, who I'd asked for software… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter should automatically delete stuck up people, they belong on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Basically sub-tweeting is calling someone out without actually directing it towards them but they know you're talking about them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter makes you improve your writing, The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting to the point. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn't happen by accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people can keep up twitter conversations so well but can't even reply your texts... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If all your tweets are about what other people are doing wrong, maybe it's time to go to your happy place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don't be too hard on yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fed up with twitter obsessed people who tweet on and respond to the most mudane happenings. Why the new age need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My tweets are from my life and my experiences. I've had my heart ripped out and I put it back together. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you first joined twitter you never thought this shit would be so addictive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe you should post wants attentions as your status cause I don't think people are getting your drift. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember: Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A generation raised on Google and 'cut and paste' homework. And were surprised when someone 'steals' a tweet? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would eat healthy but remember that 1 time Adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden & doomed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
