Twitter Quotes by Anonymous · Page 3

How can you tell if a girls on her period? How can you not tell?!

— Anonymous

Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in…

— Anonymous

Use your smile to change this world. Don't let this world change your smile

— Anonymous

If you are in a relationship DO NOT talk to your ex

— Anonymous

They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.

— Anonymous

Let me apologize right now for all of the drunk tweets & pictures that will be posted tonight. Dont hate me. Bye.

— Anonymous

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

— Anonymous

Why don't you realize, that your words really do cut me down to size?

— Anonymous

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

— Anonymous

You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.

— Anonymous

Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll.

— Anonymous

Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.

— Anonymous

I think its called 'twitter'. BUT they might have changed it to 'desperate girls searching for any morsel of male attention.

— Anonymous

Only a guilty conscience thinks a subtweet is about them.

— Anonymous

Twitter isn't boring YOUR twitter is boring...

— Anonymous

Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see.

— Anonymous

I do like the way twitter marks all sex offenders with little blue ticks.

— Anonymous

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

— Anonymous

My sub-tweets aren't about you, but if the shoe fits wear it.

— Anonymous

People on Twitter seem like much better friends than the kids I know I'm real life.

— Anonymous

So I won't give up alcohol, boys, being judgmental or sarcasm but I'll definitely give up drunk texting for Lent.

— Anonymous

If someone favorites your selfies on Twitter, they're trying to get your attention.

— Anonymous

Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure.

— Anonymous

Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.

— Anonymous

Twitter is the one place where you go to say all of the random thoughts in your head and see if everybody…

— Anonymous

The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew..

— Anonymous

The number of 'followers' you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

— Anonymous

If going on Facebook was a job Id be rich by now

— Anonymous

My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter.

— Anonymous

I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember... I KNOW…

— Anonymous

Jesus could get on Twitter and be like 'fear not, child. I know for a fact that your going to heaven!' and…

— Anonymous

Twitter is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary.

— Anonymous

Bro she just called you fat! OH HELL NO, Hold My twinkie...

— Anonymous

Standing there in front of a closet full of clothes and thinking to yourself, 'I have nothing to wear!'

— Anonymous

Some peckerhead accused me if using Twitter to draw attention to myself. Isn't that why everyone uses Twitter?

— Anonymous

Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined.

— Anonymous

A relationship without trust and commitment is like pushing a door that says PULL. It just won't work.

— Anonymous

There are dogs on Twitter with more followers than me.

— Anonymous

I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in…

— Anonymous

When half the males on Twitter tweet about treating girls right. Practice what you preach.

— Anonymous