Twitter Quote by Anonymous

I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in…

— Caitlin Moran

When people ask what I did in my 20s, I say Manual Twitter. Its just stalking hot girls on roads & commenting on their backs.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most people use Twitter to meet girls, and I use it to meet 'American Idol' contestants!

— Chris Jericho

When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets?

— Nikhil Saluja

There is now a scourge that is called Twitter

— Recep Tayyip Erdogan

Twitter has actually been here for hundreds of years; back that time, it was called depression.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you think about the guys who started Twitter, and the Google guys, and the Facebook guys and the Napster guys, and the Microsoft…

— will.i.am

My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was…

— Kerry Washington

It became normal for women on the internet to adopt gender-neutral or male screen names.

— Arthur Chu

Twitter: where people with more than 1000 followers start acting like celebrities.

— Nikhil Saluja

On my phone google search box looks the same as twitter box. If you find me tweeting something like sleeping incest sex please just…

— Nikhil Saluja

Following twitter celebrities is exactly like realizing that the pretty girl talking to you works for playboy.

— Nikhil Saluja